good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Apparently, there is a horrible ghonorrea out break at our school. Woo! What a way for Loyola to welcome us back.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
A man that refers to my vagina in third person is a man after my own heart.
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
fuck you and your stupid hot as hell face
You were silly, high, and chewing on things.
Idk man there's lots of bad dick but even a bad cookie is still pretty good
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Bank just called....we left my debit card in the ATM last night.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
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