yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
So I got a little fucked up on the punch, and made out with the family friend. Which is apparently morally reprehensible. I don't get that.
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I had 800 mg of ibuprofen 2 b vitamins and I'm pounding water like I'm trying to win a hazing
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
If I have to strap one on and give it to you good, you will not die revirginated. That's friendship.
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I just found a voice recording from Tanya's bachelorette party when we found you drunk in downtown being harassed by a crazy dude dressed like a clown and we rescued you. Attached is a voice recording of me interviewing you after we found you. I titled it Carlos Batman.
Don't judge me. It's a Monday night and I can eat burritos in while bathing in the kitchen sink if I want to.
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
At this point, I would not mind getting hit by a truck. It would mean I could get this over with quicker.
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