That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
my tits taste like a pina colada. how often do you get to say that?
Drunk walkin through police station. America
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
Chris threw beer can at guy. Guy ended up being a fighter. Chris got his eye socket broke. Fighter got hand re-broke. Chris is passed out. Fighter is in kellys bed. everybody won last night. I think.
He was trying to hotbox the banana suit. Of course we traded him for vodka.
If the world ends now I want you to know I was on my favorite toilet fighting the good fight.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I'm going to blackout. I realize this
The problem with adderall is that no matter what I'm doing, I feel like it was the most productive thing I've EVER done.
Did you alphabetize our spice cupboard again?
...You'll thank me later.
Randomize
