how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
In debating whether or not it's worth getting out of bed and walking 5 feet down the hallway to go to the bathroom before I puke
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
After he convinced me that my friend had died and come back to life, I decided I was having sex with him that night, and that I should lay off the drugs for a while.
I just saw a group of 50+ year old women all wearing shirts that said "drink up, bitches" ...please tell me that can be us some day.
I've come to the conclusion that the dicks in Arizona just don't have enough size for me.
Just spent the equivalent of my life savings in the liquor store. This is going to be a good weekend
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
How do you initiate sexting are u supposed to be like yo I'm peeing and eating a clif bar and texting and thinking about you naked all at the same time
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
I took the pregnancy test for shits and giggles, but neither shits nor giggles were had.
Theres just something about today that says lets get drunk, dont you think?
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