You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
If you win this game of words with friends, ill suck you off for 30 minutes. No lie.
I cant last that long. Do i get the rollover minutes?
at least the person I hooked up with donates to charity, the shirt I was wearing this morning was his relay for life shirt.
found out that hot proper business chick in my class A) did a bar crawl last 2 night and still showed up to class and B) is 19 and C) so not as proper as I thought D) is single. How the fuck does that work? Freaking superwoman.
Just replaced the batteries in my vibrator without turning on the lights. I need to get laid.
I generally just try to vote by which candidate I think has the bigger dick. Sorry Romney.
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
I mean, I Just Had Sex in 4 on her top 25 most played list. That's got to give you some indication
would it be uncouth to smoke a joint during office hours
This is why you're my favorite TA
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
My one night stand from last weekend is now taking me on a date this weekend. How is this my life?
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