Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
so as we were driving to pick up my grandma from old navy she procedes to yell into our open window.. "I'll make ya holla fo a dolla" umm...
I puked in the AC vent. thing are gonna get ugly come summertime.
Max was wondering if he could trade you sex for the use of your jumper cables
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
I believe you called it tequila and nipples. The proceeded to strike a pose.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Come now. I'm bloody but I'll give you the best fuck of your life.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Step 1: chug a red bull vodka with no ice Step 2: chase that with a shot of wild turkey Step 3: chase that with a shot of tequila
Step 4: your drunk
WHAT IS ALL THIS WATER BOTTLE FLIPPING NONSENSE? WHAT IS LIT?
YOUTHS.
Just found out the last guy I hooked up with is being held in a federal prison under suspicion of stealing 175k.
I'll start cleaning the house tonight darlin. So you don't have to fuck your two boytoys in the driveway the next two days.
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