Heybabeimwearingurpanties
Once he past out I measured his penis with my remote.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
I just want to emotionally destroy him but also find out how big his dick is so this is perfect
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
He stopped in the middle of us banging in order to check in for his Southwest flight.
Im at a south american orphan benefit auction drinking stoli in a coffee mug, this is what my life has become, thanks a lot community college
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
Got wasted in a little tiki hut by the beach yesterday. Woke up with a coconut and half of a mushroom burger in my purse. I also have a picture of our Romanian bartender's fingernails on my phone lol
Why do you always wake up with meat in your purse?
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