ohhh my god. this party should be titled "my hookups of summers past" be expecting some good stories tomorrow
You drank the expired grape juice because you were convinced it had fermented into wine...you have a problem.
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
Where can I buy a trophy for a Groupie Award?
She had sex with a merch guy. . . band guys make you groupies, Merch guys just means she's easy.
I found her in the trunk, smoking a cigarette, saying every girl should know how to get out of their trunk
He got thrown out for leaning over the bar topless and pouring himself some beer while singing the james bond song
Sunrise bitch. You owe me waffles
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
I have the relationship skills of Miley Cyrus and I could've said this was a bad idea
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He grabbed at it like it was a stress ball or something. It's a boob, not a grapefruit. The fuck.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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