I just had a flashback to last nights party, I'm pretty sure I told most of the people there that I post a masturbation schedule for an iCal download.
Reading in my econ of energy textbook about the US' largest oil spill from the 1990's.. guess i can't sell this one back either
You wrote me a letter and I cannot make out anything you wrote except the last sentence which says "tell the wolf ill meet him at sunset and that I'm sorrry"
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
I smoked a bowl while he ate me out, you need to change your major to match making asap. You are a guru of love.
Are you asking me on a date where we get shithoused and do some fingerpainting?
I paid some man $10 for his shirt last night cause I liked it. Explains that. Bought the jackolope head from a street vendor. Got invited to someone's hotel rooftop swimming pool which explains why I was in my bathing suit. My clothes from last night are MIA. Going over the border with no pants on is awkward. Origins of the car rim still mysterious.
He's such a gentleman. He didn't even ask why my bra was flung on the seat of my car. He just took my snow brush, pushed it onto the floor and said, "Let's go I'm hungry."
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
I'm glad you don't care about kids. That's one of your better qualities.
Two of my dealers just made friends at this party. Do you think one will be pissed if I buy from the other or should I just go 50/50?
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
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