I GPSed you we're an hour and 14min away from each other
and it's going to stay that way
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Pregaming class all semester has made this final review session more like my introduction to the topic.
After 12 shots he decided to show us knife tricks. You can figure out how it ended
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
I don't understand how these people can do extreme gymnastics and I have problems walking up the stairs.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
Like I'm sorry but "it'll be fine trust me" IS NOT VERY REASSURING ASSHAT. Now take off your pants.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
the worst fight me and my gf ever had was over Guy fieri
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I gave her the last ten dollars to my name and bitch comes back with a six pack of bud light and a pack of sour patch kids
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