Hey its my first time.
I think you mean "it's my first time"
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
just heard a tri-delta girl talking about her drunken escapades last weekend...it's like the exact plotline to a hardcore porno.
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
I need someone to get my backpack from the bar before class tomorrow. I have to give my students their papers back.
I'm at about main and main street
Also, putting laundry hampers on my head and pretending I'm an astronaut is a good way to get caught in every door frame in the house.
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
I kind of feel like BP. I'm dressed in green and absolutely horrible for the environment.
My ideal friend would be my dog as a drug dealer
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
You tried to wave to Meg on Family Guy and got upset because she wasn't waving back
I think it's time to give up this life and become vikings. You in?
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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