So drunk its hurt
She's JV to your varsity
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
We tried to play doctor all sexually then he was taking down my 'symptoms' I said I needed to puke he thought it was part of the game
Woke up on the floor with my glow stick in one hand & dollar bills in the other. Good. Morning.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
Sorry for scaring your son with my drunken animal impressions
Hold my feet while i lean out of the window of the truck.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
The cleaning lady even cleaned my bong. I'm scared to open my sex toy drawer and see if and how she organized it
Trying to Jedi mind trick myself into not throwing up. This is not the esophagus you are looking for.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize