C thinks vomiting on the batroom floor = reaon not to party. Lies. Party continues.
The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
literally had 100 drinks last night.
barbara walters just said penis...
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
THE BIG GAY MAD HATTER IS HERE AND HE HAS DRUGS IN HIS PANTS FOR YOU. COME DOWNSTAIRS BITCHEZZZZ
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
so i might have figured out why that girl isn't talking to me...I'm 90% confident I didn't give her a pillow when she stayed over >.>
so apparently last weekend we taught the mascot how to shotgun beers. am i winning college yet?
Ran out of deodorant. Febreze on a paper towel? Kicking college's ass.
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
I really need to curb my attractions to blondes with tattoo sleeves, firearms and alcoholism
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