My new storm is the chrons
The only reason I needed a new one is bc I threw up on my other one(248): And since Verizon doesn't have a throw up test, I was eligible for a new one
I only want to know people that are dynamic intelligent and totally insane
As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
I think its a sure sign I need to get laid when every cloud in the sky looks like a penis.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I seriously dont think i have ever ridden a horse sober.
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
ONE NIGHT STAND. You have 27 minutes before the offer expires, so I suggest you hurry.
Don't freak out about the couches in the driveway. We tried to unpack the uhaul drunk.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
I bought a sword. Make the proper arrangements.
He sent me a text from across the party that said "your sexy." I just couldn't.
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
Randomize
