I'm not inviting you over anymore if my cat keeps ending up in the freezer...
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
My picture of a beer can in a McDonalds cup full of ice got more likes than my relationship with her. Is beer THAT much better than monogamy?
yeah, i'm not. but i'm ready for free bjs. it's just hard to find women who will give me a beej while i'm sobbing uncontrollably
Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
Skip school. Seven hour blow job Plus Disney movies. Day of champions
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
I gave up on alcohol forever for like 2 hours, that's got to be a new record
Dude. When are you coming home? I'm laying in bed watching the Grinch and trying to pet a cat that I'm not even sure exists.
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
This couple is walking their pig around campus
so you might not believe this but he made a powerpoint. and gave you a 3.5/10.
Randomize
