If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
God dammit. Now I'm pissed at Arizona, while feeling bad for my poor, poor penis.
I haven't been this sober since birth.
I've come to notice a late period isn't as exciting when you have no reason to worry
You two were too busy to notice that his used condom landed on me when he threw it.. Thanks.
Kill yourself wednesday started off with a bang, and im pretty sure im still drunk from tequila tuesday.
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
the girl walking home behind me started yelling and pointing "i want an ass like hers!" i feel vaguely accomplished.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
This is your liver's 7:15 wake up call. Mandatory margarita popsicles after work today. Rule #71: no excuses, play like a champ!
She kept pulling joints out of her bra and asking strangers for birthday hugs.
My roommate said I banged on the wall and said, "this dude eats pussy like a champ."
I'm like the big dick whisperer.
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
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