They keep asking what you are doing. I told them to quit calling her "what."
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
yeah i just made her a character on oregon trail and i hope she gets dysentry and dies. that'll show her.
it was like one of those moments where the couple runs together and kisses and everyone in the airport claps. but instead of clapping an indian guy walked by and said 'ahhhright! get some!'
last night he was wasted watching Entourage and changed everyone in his phone book to LLOYD!!!!
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Someone changed my text signature to "Also, I think I might be gay" last night. Also, I think I might be gay
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
2nd year in a row being a arrested before school starts...tradition at its finest
Your feet probs hurt bc the cab driver kicked us out a mile from home after you wouldn't stop screaming "prohibition can suck my dick"
My roommate told me he found me naked in the shower puking and when he asked why I was naked I said "you can't wear clothes in a shower"
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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