God. I look like such a fucking stand up guy wearing polo shirts. You would totally trust me not to date rape you.
I should have been more specific when I asked for 8 inches.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
You take your time. Wallowing in last nights filth is the best way to get over a hangover
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Why would you hook up with someone whos known for peeibg in someones mouth
You just sent me a picture of a federal crime. Like. You don't give a fuck.
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
Dad got stoned the other day and bought us potty training seats for when we have children
His mom finally got over her shame and smoked a bowl with us. Merry Christmas to all aka me.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
69'd by candlelight when the power went out.
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