he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
He's going to regret telling me he doesn't care if i shave or not...
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
He just called me juicy booty via text message.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
So the guy I hooked up with during welcome week just tried to booty call me from across the lecture hall at 9am. I don't think he gets how this works...
but I have boobs. I'm not going to buy my own drinks at the bar like some kind of fucking animal.
My sweat smells like Wild Turkey. I'm really feeling the holiday spirit.
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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