Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i was just skypeing her and i saw the vagisil medicated wipes in the corner of her room. i'll be breaking this off tomorrow
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
im never drinking wine from a person in a wet suit and goggles ever again.
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
so i say "rick dont build that sandcastle" and he "says ok i wont" then i wake up and its sandcastle fucking city all over my apartment
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
Had sex on a washing machine in a pool of beer. Can you say success.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
Ehhh, contemplating pain killers and fruit snacks if that's any indication.
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Thank you for helping a fellow gay friend today. You are sublime and deserve free tickets to the Ellen show
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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