brass monkey on radio. cant stop dancing.
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
That happens a lot to the people around me. It's like I'm radioactive but instead of cancer, you get desensitized to the word cunt
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
He drove over an hour to get this shit done. I guess i win the golden vagina award tonight
at this point, i'm only going to therapy to get more free condoms
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
What’s the level of adulting when you reschedule a dentist appointment to have a threesome?
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