i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
If your wondering why there is a puddle on the floor is I may have decided to make a kiddie pool in your living room.
For our final psych experiment, we're conditioning Tim to hump the nearest inanimate object and/or person every time he hears a Ke$ha song
Well don't pass out under a Swedish flag and people won't make assumptions
He brought me Plan B in the snowstorm.
A+ 👏🏼
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
I hear jingle bells and I can't tell if it's bc I'm feeling festive or just REALLY high
mate iv just woke up in the garden. either help me inside or bring out my vodka
I got home and found him passed out in my tank top so i think i'll put lipstick on him and mass text a picture to everyone in his phone. that's what he gets for eating all my wheat thins
Is it uncouth to masturbate the night before a gyno appointment?
First walk of shame in 18 years. Divorce is going well.
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