Got a little crazy huh? Happy st pattys day. None of you have any idea where my credit card would be do you? How do i always lose
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
still haven't packed clothes. only wine. gotta love spring break
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
He came up to me muttering about the pills on the bathroom floor... I found him an hour and a half later trying to take naked photos of himself with an alarm clock...
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
Did you know they have a bouncer at Applebee's because I did not
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Just reintroduced tequila back into my life...so that's happening
YAS SHES BACK AND BETTER THAN EVER
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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