I'll probably hate you when I'm sober
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
Just saw an old man buy two cases of keystone light, a case of milwaukee's best and a case of icehouse. Degenerate alcoholic of senior citizen of the year?
I'm so glad i pay social security
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
was it me or did you scream 'champagne motherfucker' when you punched him in the face ??
You made out with two different species that night
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I don't know man. I fell outside Pizza Hut and an employee had to perform first aid. But I think I got free pizza. So it was worth it.
Being in nursing school really pays off when your dealer tries to pass off naproxen as Percocet. Like I may have made a C in pharm but I aced the pain drug test
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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