Why were you high on a thursday?
today's a wednesday
I asked first.
Im going to bring a boy home tonight, and not tell him that I have my period. So when he tries to fuck me, I say no, and look really classy. Then he thinks I'm marriage material. So I give him head.
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
Just ran into my ex in the WOMENS bathroom. He said I did this to him. Swore he never wore my clothes but said he liked my skirt. I need vodka.
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
what i'd really like is a nice helping of naked boyfriend with a side of naked boyfriend.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
I consider walking to the bars and dancing my exercise and I buy doubles so my drinks r heavier so that's my arm workout
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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