I fucked **** last night, don't tell mike
this is mike. we're done.
SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
she thought don quixote was a type of tequila.
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
Awww, you two will make beautiful abortions together...
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
well in DOG beers, i've only had one
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
We got naked and peed in the garden. Something about bonding with our new house
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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