Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
Well. Nothing came of that. And to think I manscaped and dusted with gold bond.
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Hahaahaah I keep finding little notes you left me on my physics notes... "TOO HIGH FOR BIRDS"
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I dont know. Theres no way you can be ready for the sex hurricane that will consume you.
You answered, dry heaved into the phone twice, & then hung up on me.
So my booty call knows your bf. Apparently they were in jail together
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
I saw a picture of a baby and it reminded me to take my birth control. Priorities
HE MIGHT HAVE YOUR BUTTHOLE, BUT HE CANT HAVE YOUR HEART. THATS MINE.
should i be that dick who brings a carpet in an uberpool
Why are you moving a carpet?
it's unimportant
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
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