I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
I just saw a neon sign in a bar window that says, "open to Public" but the L is burnt out.
he put listerine on his cock to make the taste more "enjoyable"... i think hes a keeper.
She said that I needed to "pregame her so it can slip right in."
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
well its a long story but basically i overcame many cockblocks
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
Hey, before I head out, whats your policy on casual drug use and one night stands?
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
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