hell yes lets make some ravioli
Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
i just threw up in the porta potty. i am in no condition to be guarding anyone's life rite now.
My cab driver just texted me 'goodnight beautiful'. I think my 'desperate for a guy phase' has just moved into a fuck my life phase.
At the bar. Madeline and I totally brought our own pitcher from home because they always run out. Hello alcoholism.
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
Be subtle and tell lucas that he should sleep here tonight. And by subtle, i mean show him this text...
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
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