If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I wasn't pimping you out... I was helping you network!
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
i was staring at it trying to desperately see a vagina
It was almost awkward to look at you naked while listening to Circle of Life. Just saying.
We're doing kegstands for my 80th Bday, so don't lose that muscle tone.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It's 3 in the morning and there is a bird chirping it's head off outside. GOD DAMNIT THIS IS NOT A TIME TO SING OF YOUR CHEERFUL BIRD MERRIMENT YOU STUPID BIRD CUNT!
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
Which is worse that I came in public or that no one noticed?
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
I'd just like to take a moment now to apologize sincerely for getting drunk and making an as of myself at your Christmas party next week. I'm especially sorry for sleeping with your baby sister.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
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