You surviving the open bar?
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i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Thanks for putting the blue stuff in the toilet, it made me throwing up this morning more enjoyable.
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
Ive completely stopped wearing makeup. Not even eyebrows. Thats how sick of wisconsin I am.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
I just found a live peacock hanging out behind the bar. I coerced it into my car and now I have a peacock bro that lives with me.
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