Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i cant remember past the part when we filled his tub with skittles.
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
The UPD just told me that he was going to call the cops if i try to run. you owe me 5 dollars, i told u they arn't real cops
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
so according the 72 facebook statuses i put up last night that i don't recall, i would say it was a success. how about you?
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
Considering the fact that everyone took the wrong jacket from that party, should we casually try to return the chalice and soccer ball we stole from last night?
He told me to be careful with the shrooms because he mostly had caps left. He sounded apologetic but that's the best news all week.
Nevermind, there are three drinks waiting at the bar for me. I cannot disappoint this alcohol.
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
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