Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
no morals, dignity, or self respect ... just an empty condom wrapper and a facebook request
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
You should really come over right now. There's hot construction workers across the street. I'm gonna go pour beer on myself in a bikini on the sidewalk. See you in 5?
I'm thinking about that time I was in a trashbag and you spray painted my hair yellow
Sadly him cutting me out of the duct tape dress was NOT the most awkward part of the night. It was a littleeee moist under there.....
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Omg drank too much. Threw up in my Santa hat on the train and then of course it leaked all over me.
When he's drowning in your chest and he muffles out the words 'I just want to live here' that's a compliment right?
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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