Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
We should never set our expectations higher than pizza bagels cause then our night is bound to get better
he got promoted. that means i have now given my new boss chlaymida. i need a new job.
My mom just blew pot smoke into my nose and called me a cat.
Also pregame at mine tomorrow?
A 40 year old man just put his hands on my thighs and said in these exact words "you're so beautiful and gorgeous and innocent. But life sucks and you'll probably turn into a whore."
She is the epitome of a puke & rally. She picked a random hott guy at the bar & made him pinky promise not to leave while she took a power nap. She went & passed out in her friends car & apparently puked just outside the bar. She stumbled in & found the randome guy again & claimed she was golden. Made it to the after party & stayed up til 6 doing body shots off every girl she saw & hooked up with the random from the bar. I love her life
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
I'm about to punish you for sending me a Snapchat of your boyfriend's morning wood
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
You would critique a dick pic. Damn art people.
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
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