Having an 'SDSU Mom' sticker is just like say 'Hi, my daughter has an std"
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Sometimes you gotta take mushrooms and swim on a rooftop pool to figure out your relationship
I feel like we should build an island for girls that have committed atrocious numbers of unforgivable sins. We'll call it 'whore island' after the anchorman fashion.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
If you were more comfortable around gay men, then you too could get wasted at the gay dance club and go home with hot girls.
That edible kicked in right as I was upside-down on that rollercoaster. Fucking.mind.blown.
Just took adderall with about half a bottle of red wine...i have stopped trying for this last exam
I just have to point out that once I typed "fa" my phone filled in "fatass"
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
Sooo...you're driving 6 hours for free booze?
Don't judge me.
Questions: How did Rachel get home? Why did I find both her ID's in my shoes? And does anyone know if she's alive?
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