isnt it creepy that our bodies make people
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
He also has a monumental penis. It's unbelieveable. I'm sorry but he's perfect.
This escort grabbed my boyfriends ass and it became clear, he fucked pretty much anything he could find prior to dating me.
Everything in my purse is 100% saturated in red wine, which made it challenging to cover up my booze breath with franzia soaked gum
Christ, I really took the slutcake last night.
Wait. Someome brought slutcake?
No, I don't just love you because you have big boobs. I just wouldn't visit as often.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I am pretty sure I just put SoCo in the bird feeder
Being severely attracted to someone you find is your cousin just made my list of top 10 worst feelings
Also either i just launched into space as a rocket or my legs just orgasmed, but i am high as a soul train
I'm not too sure what happened last night, but by the looks of it, we must have gotten drunk with zebras.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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