I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Delete her number from his phone. He keeps slurring how he's going to get her "all sorts of pregnant".
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
Hey! I need booze. And penises. And a lot of mistakes that I will regret in the morning.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
There's nothing classy about a pregnant girl at a frat party...remember that.
Taking a shot every time the Russian in COD says vodka... BEST drinking game ever.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
Randomize
