i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
I just threw up a christmastime peep. I am literally already sick of the holidays.
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
i found him! he's on the front porch using a bag of potting soil as a pillow. i forgot i left him there.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
It's an "im going to have to shit with the lights off" type of morning
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
They are fixing my bike for free, trying to smoke me out, and their kids keep hugging me.
I feel like I'm going to get the reputation of being the girl who brings her dog with her to all her random hookups.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
Like I don't care that he's a drug dealer, but I have a problem with his inefficient and ineffective business model.
are you still alive?
no.
i'll cry at your funeral. and leave a burrito by your tombstone
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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