i just pissed myself at work. maybe they'll buy the old coffee spill trick
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
all ten of us were sitting in his room with the lights off and staring at his colorful moving screensaver for two hours. That high.
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
Contrary to what peaches says, you can't fuck the pain away. Full story later. Have a good morning, buddy.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
Things I love twice as much when drunk: Taco Bell. Office chairs that roll. Classes.
Everyone was passed out so I turned off the lights and locked all the doors. I also took the chicken sandwich in the microwave as payment.
I woke up in confetti... confetti and shame
How much money would it take for the bouncer to get us beers while we wait in line to get in?
$450 apparently whoopwhoop
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
I apologize for there being a shopping cart in the living room. I don't know how why or where i got it.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
Randomize