Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
just let her blow you already, it's practically animal cruelty at this point.
Nothing like running into your favorite bartender in the middle of the afternoon while stone cold sober and being told your grabbed his penis the last time you were at his bar. My bad.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
In between rounds of sex, you stopped and did drunken handstand push-ups.
I don't know if it is the Everclear or chemistry, but i think my brain is coming out of my ears.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
shit... I double booked my fuck buddies
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
You have such a talent for this
Friendship, or finding weed?
Yes
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