So tired and we had a cokehead in the salon today making us bleach her whole head because she thought it would let her pass her drug test for custody of her kid
Oh.My.God.
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
Jon and Kate. Drink everytime we see tears. Drink twice if a child cries. Finish your bev if you cry.
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
She accidentally pre-ordered us Dominos for the next day at 11:30am... we were very confused when we woke up.
I'll give her a pass for the first one, but after the second threesome, she should have learned her lesson.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Well I tried to call you. I was convinced my body was made of wood. But the Xmas lights in my room helped
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
The low-flow toilet at my office cannot handle the intensity of this hangover.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
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