im on my way to getting "i just graduated college with no money, no job, and no plan" drunk
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
i'm not going because i feel like it's just gunna be a "this is your life" who i banged this years addition
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
His facebook status was woke up with a whale ..... Captain AHAB IS BACK !!!!!
Blonde 1 is sitting on the floor crying and blonde 2 is asleep with her face in the toilet. This isn't what I had in mind when they asked me back
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
I hate him but I love him for what he does which is me
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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