I'm jealous of your bromance
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
the trash is collected at 5:50 on mondays. i was up puking all night and heard them
he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Haha sweet. I'm being the Mad Hatter. I'll be drinking out of a tea cup all night. Or at least until I inevitably lose it, break it, or use it as a weapon.
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
WHO DOES THAT ON A TUESDAY? This is not a Drake joke, the girl doesn't turn up OR down. She doesn't do anything.
I currently don't understand fingers.
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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