Is it bad that when I see babies I feel bad for them because its going to be forever until they are 21?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
just smoked a blunt while listening to nsync. i now know what my childhood was missing.
i kind of just want to tell my cleaning lady I'm an alcoholic so it's not awkward when I stumble out of my room to go sit in my car for 2 hours and wait for her to finish cleaning the several empty bottles of wine in my room
it's like i can feel the ghost of his dick still inside me
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I would just watch. I wouldn't even have a boner cuz I would do so much coke. It would just be funny.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
All the doctor said was why
Oh please. Preoccupy yourself with my penis.
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
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