what happens if a cat eats a birth control pill? i mean i don't care about the cat i really just don't want to get pregnant
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
I have decided today is drunk costume day. That is, i woke up still drunk and found costumes all over my floor. Heck yes. This is happening. Come over. Drink.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
its not like she's the last girl on the planet with symmetrical breasts and great skin
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
We can Fuck in the shower to save time
And this is why I like you. You're so damn innovative.
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
i forgot how loud opening a beer is in a house where your not allowed to drink
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