We should be called the Road Head Warriors
you are hot. that is all.
who is this?
the delivery driver from silvermine.
he took off his pants and apologized in advance if I thought he was too small.
There is a different car in my driveway. Have no clue how I got home.
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
I wonder if i could put a dildo on my bike seat to encourage me to exercise.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
christmas shopping: 3 hours in the liquor store...
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
You kept apologizing to your car for talking behind its back
Did I tell you about the swingers? Because I think they're trying to trap me.
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