Your vagain smells worse when im sober.
sorry, worng number
Yes, I fucked her, no she wasn't that loose, yes she caused more drama than a 14 year old girl
do herpes really smell.
he's making romantic advances towards me. and he has a pet snake. 2nd part not relevant, but interesting.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
I told him i wanted to be exclusively cheating with him
ummm i just drove by ur house and ur passed out on the porch. please call me when u get this
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I was still in a towel. We hadn't even started drinking yet and the champagne bottle dropped and exploded literally up into my vagina.
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
You can identity the picture as me the mistress his wife and him. It's that kinda awkard.
The poop emoji wasn't even in my recents. Does that mean I'm growing up?
After everything I’ve done… had sex with people off tinder, gone to clubs and bars, gone to hockey games…. I get Covid at GRANDMAS HOUSE
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