In these economic times, linking arms taking tequilla shots with your boss as an underage girl is the best job security I can think of
what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
Saturday at 4 is jello wrestling sponsored by the senior class council. That's why my school is awesome. Boom.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
She had caution tape on her head and she blew me.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I think anything that happens between 12 and 2 am is just sketchy enough to be a good idea.
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I turn into such a nice and loving person when I take Vicodin
The one time I decide to bring people over you are laying naked on the coffee table watching the ceiling fan cause "it just moves so fast" I'm guessing you got paid today??
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
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