so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
He was probably pissed, but i couldn't tell for sure. How pissed can someone really look while holding a fishbowl mimosa?
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
Yes I want to fuck your friends but it's out of respect and love for you.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
You're the only person I know who could blow literal chunks, laugh about it, then proceed to shotgun another beer. Love you champ.
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Well ill be drunk so just come find me. Its like where in the world is Joey San Diego
wait did i hook up with someone in mcdonalds last night?
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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