just saw a girl throwing up in a taco bell nacho cantainor going 60 down the highway
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I didnt think the feeling of accomplishment for fucking brothers would be this great.
We proceeded to buy tattoos from the dollar store and interpretive dance to of monsters and men, it's safe to say he's my new fuck buddy
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I couldn't find the oven mitts so I used a thick stack of tortillas
i am craving dick and cupcakes
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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