Di me a solid and hit me with your car.
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
do you know how scary it is to wake up in a CATSCAN machine after a night of drinking?
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
If you hear screaming in the middle of the night, bat got loose. Call poison control immediately and explain rabies
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
but it was less of a make out and more of a goodnight kiss as a "thanks for giving our drunk asses a ride home and sorry we called your bar the worst bar in LA"
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
