That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
So she said grabbing my cock was like holding a giant crayola from pre-school.
that was the beginning of the end.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
I've already planned a drinking game for mtvs jersey shore....jagerbomb everytime they do
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I have no recollection of sleep choking you
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
She tried to subtly measure me, but I noticed. She told me I barely made the cut otherwise there would have been just a handshake as a parting gift.
i don't think i have enough personality to make it through this date sober.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
I just changed all my morning alarms to wake me up with different Jesse McCartney songs telling me I'm beautiful. Would you believe I'll be 25 this year?
Also, next time I go get a wax, I'm gonna ask the girl about the innie to outie ratio she sees on the daily.
First post college job and I got fired within a week. Something tells me that adulthood isn't going to be as much fun as sex and the city led me to believe.
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