You had sex with him even after he literally described himself as a "coldplay guy"? There's a line you just don't cross. There is a line.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
He drives a BMW. I have to fuck him. Girl Code Rule #26.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
dude, you declined head because you wanted to tell her about how you put cinnamon in your weed. also, we're low on Chef Boyardee
It takes a special kind of Adderall to make me go to the hardware store, buy paint, and paint tiny polka-dots on all four of my bedroom walls.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Yeah. I found my shirt from last night while walking back to the bar to get my purse/phone this morning. I'm never going to even ask what actually happened. Be glad you moved 7 states away.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Not my fault the fence refused to just break when I ran into it.
I'm one bad relationship away from owning seven cats.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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