I tried to use my car keys to open my door
I just started a sentence with yellow.
Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Eventually evolution will just give us a better liver anyway, so our great great grandkids should THANK us for our binge drinking.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
My mom just told me she would flash her tits to a cop to get me out of jail, and then we high-fived.
Let us bow our heads and pray that I don't throw up in the tub
Make me food? I don't want to be a science experiment. I'm dunk. Holy shit. Drunk*. Let's do science.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
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