Hey baby girl when you gonna let my tongue get up in that ass like i'm an explorer trying to go deep under on a quest for the lost city of atlantis
your text was fucking rediculious. Will let you eat my asshole though.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
You kept excitedly announcing to the bar what time it was. Followed by an equally excited "Clock language still makes sense!"
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
this morning your mother said to me "sorry to have to meet you like this, in my sons bed" later she said "you never know whos gonna be in there. its scary sometimes"
Just so we're on the same page, we cannot have been the first people to have ever thought about shooting that guy with crossbow
Do you think the guy at the front desk was watching us last night? Although we were in a public pool, therefore our tits were free game.
I do have sympathy for you. It's just not going to manifest as a blow job.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
I knew it was time to stop when you guys were playing a drinking game called "every three steps take a drink"
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
How high is the bridge and how deep is the water and what are the chances I will get arrested
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
never have sex with a mint flavored condom on. my vagina is on fire.
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