quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Besides Rainforest Cafe, there's nowhere i'd rather be intoxicated than here
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
This is going to be another afternoon spent getting drunk in the shower, isn't it?
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Was last night real? Did I lick your forehead while you laid in between my legs while we laid next to your boyfriend?
no, she just came home, mumbled about being a gerbil out of water then ate half cooked chicken nuggets.. normal night
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Well, my breasts are swollen and I cried about the Iditarod. But I say PMS until proven pregnant.
Apparently I yelled "Spring Break 1984" at a drunk couple fighting on the side of the road.
Y'know i appreciate how accepting you are of me being a terrible person.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
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