When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I just watched the Dark knight, Maggie Gylennhaal looks like Katie Holmes after a stroke
he chased her out of the bar yelling "TAKE MY VIRGINITY" and i havent seen her since
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
I made her a sippy cup with eggnog and whiskey. My meditation app told me to go the extra mile for someone today, so I did.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
Company sent me first class out of state, got so drunk on the plane I started handing out pillows and blankets to the people in coach
I am real keen for none of this to be taken out of context so let’s just shut it down right now
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