Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
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I just watched Juno. I kind of wish I was in highschool and pregnant
Wow.. I was doing a mental check of my bank balance & I literally just said to myself: 'I have 27 dollars and a bottle of tequila til tuesday-ill be fine'
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
please dont pick me up from the airport dressed like a terrorist.
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Nothing like being buzzed at 10:20am off wine shots in Amish country
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
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